INTRODUCTION: This short-short is written on the back of the page containing "The Most Confusing Story." Although not a sequel, it's along the same lines in terms of simply not making any sense.
Likely from the late Eighties.
"Why are you frowning?" "I'm happy." "No, you're not." "Yes I am." "Then why are you frowning?" "I said, because I'm happy." "But when people are happy they smile." "Not me. I think that when people are mad, they should smile." "Not me." "Well, you're different. You're a girl." "That does'nt [sic] matter! See, I'm mad and I'm smiling!" "No, you're not. You're happy." "But you said if I smile, I'm mad!" "I tricked you." "Ha ha. I'm frowning."
[Illustration: A boy and girl, both with hands on their hips, looking at each other. The boy is smiling smugly while the girl is scowling fiercely.]
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