Needless to say, I did not like Hemingway. Read "Big Two-Hearted River," and you'll see what I mean.
Dick met Jane. Jane met Dick. Dick had a dog. The dog's name was Spot. Dick & Jane & Spot went fishing. They caught 4 fish. They cooked the fish. They ate the fish. The fish was good. But the fish was poisoned. A nuclear power plant was nearby. The power plant dumped its waste in the lake. The lake was poisoned. The fish were poisoned. Dick & Jane & Spot were poisoned.
Dick got sick. So did Jane. Spot got sick too. Dick & Jane & Spot grew extra legs. Dick & Jane & Spot went on a murderous rampage. They killed many people. Then they were hungry. They cooked the people. They ate the people. They were still hungry. They killed more people. They ate more people. They took over the world. Still they were hungry. Dick ate Jane. Spot ate Dick. Spot ate Earth. Spot finally died from indigestion. Spot had needed some Alka-Seltzer. That was the end.
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