Saturday, June 30, 2018

Injokes

AUTHOR'S NOTE: For some reason, I once compiled a list of "injokes" once shared by my former friends and me. These mostly relate to people I knew when I was in school. Nope, these make no sense out of context, so enjoy the inanity, and wonder what the hell I was thinking!




Negative THREE!

Osirinches!

I've been a thin king...

It's Inspector Dobermann in his metal boots! MARCH! MARCH! Hide in the tires!!

What goes "Aaiiieeeeeeee HA HA HA HA HA!"--CLANK!? A GeeBee with a shovel!

Sword of Michigan! *bap* Ow! YOU will PAY if you DON'T use the SWORD!

Person hear a fart. Monkey hear it too. Monkey hear what person hear! Person have to go bathroom. Monkey have to too. Monkey do what person do! A fat belly, dancing in the night, with a butt that's shaped like a knife, with a butt that's shaped like a knife!

Zoser, Zoser, sounds like a bulldozer!

LaTa's making out with Thutmose! EWWWW!!

The glittery necklace! Don't fall under its...ooohhhh...red. *drool*

Charlene's arm fell off!!

It's the pickle girl!

Amy's car has HEAT!

What goes "Aaiiieeeeeeee HA HA HA HA HA!"--*pop* *fizz*? A GeeBee with a flip-top head!

Is reproduce stuff sold in a supermarket?

Princess gives the most detailed explanation of sex in the history of dogs!

Freeeeeederiiiiiiick...*sigh*

"For a moment, heaven was within my grasp." "Yeah, but then he ran away and went back to Sweden!"

What flavor is that gum under the chair?

Oh Mr. Ostman, bring me a test, make it the easiest that I've ever passed...

Excuse me while I fluctuate!

Has Anderson Cooper been blown up yet?

It's a KATHY KRONENBERGER WANNABE!!

There's too many tribes, man...I can't pick just one!!

GOAT BOY!

Mulderrrrrrr?

I am a nice piece of furniture moving into a nice house with some nice people. Please be very careful! Thank you!

I've got my gloves in my hands, do-do-do-do, I've got my hands in my gloves, do-do-do-do. Now I am not a pan, do-do-do-do, and I am not a can, do-do-do-do, I am a MAN!--do-do-do-do!

"Remember our senior class trip?" "To the Congo?" "I loved that coffee." "I loved that waiter!" "OOGA-BOOGA!"

Spat, spat, spat, spat...

Hermes, with the strong supple butt!

Step on that rock, TURN TO STONE!

I hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE Hiroshima!!

E=MC2!

She has a CHINCHILLA. Sexy!

Everybody's out in Amy's car but Amy. It's got heat in it!

I will lay off it, and lay on you!

It must be his evil twin brother. Doody! Rudy-Doody!

Nah-nah-nah-nah-naaahhh, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah--ah-ah, ah-ahhhhhh!

Starring--Amy! Written by--Amy! Directed by--Amy! Produced by--Amy! Costarring--Amy's boyfriends--a cast of thousands!

Chew your toenail--it's a good source of protein!

Happy Easter! Happy Easter! Happy Easter--oh crap, the COPS!!

All I wanna do is kill Sheryl Crow, I'm not the only one, that much I really know...

Good King Tartar Sauce tastes good on your fish filleeeeet! And although I've not tried it, that is what they saaayyyy!

It's just a Yo-Yo.

Dan Blake here!

I'm Chef Boo, everybody's FAVORITE chef! Today--Cassette Tape Flambe!

Bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep!

Nerdo, Weirdo, and Geekmo!

Heaven Sent, scent of a heavenly body!

Ouija Board! It's Satan approved!

"I say aluminium because I can't say alumimumm."

List incomplete?

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