Random Funny Quotes From Tape

INTRODUCTION: Random quotes from one of my ad-libbed audiocassette tapes. I would hold entire conversations among my characters, with virtually no planning ahead of time. Sometimes it turned out kind of funny. From the sound of it this was a particularly funny tape. Date unknown but likely from high school (1991-95), as I stopped doing this a long time ago.

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"I don't know if it's blasphemous or not, but it's got a great beat." [Note--probably in reference to Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus," but I'm unsure.]
--Chernobyl Cat

"There's nothing outside Michigan, ha ha!"
--Pipsqueak

"This is not a mockery of Indians, folks. This is just a pretty bad imitation!"
--Straitjacket

"Ugh, ugh, I die! Ughhaaugh-aghh."
--Chernobyl Cat

"Intergalactic blues as done by Yoopy Irvins. Don't get spit on the microphone, Yoopy."
--Chernobyl Cat

"There's the infamous sip!" [Note--in reference to a local radio DJ who would always slurp his coffee.]
--Pipsqueak

"More from the world of the growling stomach!"
--Chernobyl Cat

Chernobyl: "Why do we have them? 'Cause we're immature. Four cute immature guys."
Damien: "Three cute guys and one immature guy."

"Wasn't that particularly sickening?"
--Chernobyl Cat

"She's acting airhead right now. Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord!"
--Chernobyl Cat

"Listen to that. Wasn't that beautiful? A comedy lull."
--Chernobyl Cat

"Well, I'm trying to recapture the days of my youth when my voice was really high-pitched [sic]." [Note--in reference to how Amy's voice changed over time on my tapes.]
--Amy

"Ha! I got a scab on my toe!"
--Chernobyl Cat

"Yeah, we're gathered as usual. A conjugation of nuts." [Note--I believe he/I meant "congregation," but knowing how stupid I tried to be on these tapes, who knows!]
--Chernobyl Cat

"We're burnin' now, we're burnin' now, yeahh, keep your eye on the ball."
--Chernobyl Cat

"You can call me Choby. That is, if you're not on my payroll or anything."
--Chernobyl Cat